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After great deliberation, I’ve decided to donate my uterus to Rick Perry. Really, it seems like the only humane thing to do. Mr. Freud had it completely backwards, my friends, and Texas’ Governor Perry has proven it. The man has the worst case of uterus-envy I’ve ever seen. Can you blame him? It’s a powerful […]

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